We didn’t spend a lot on attorneys, so we hope you’ll appreciate the straightforwardness (that’s the biggest word we’ll use):
Terms and Conditions
If you’re using our site, you agree to our terms and conditions (and we can change them if we want or need to).
We respect your privacy and won’t collect any information from you that you don’t give us – except for customary information collected in cookies used to enhance your browsing experience and data logged on our server indicating a time/date/IP address stamp of your visit. Any information you give us will not be used outside our company; and any information retained by us will be kept in a secure manner using encryption technologies and commercial security measures. While we’re using reasonable efforts to protect your data, no system is 100% secure and we don’t represent that we’re hack-proof – so, with that, you are providing your information at your own risk.
The content of our entire site is ours. Any use of any portions of our site without permission is an infringement of our rights (and we’ll find you).
We promise to carefully package and ship the freshest plant available meeting the approximate dimensions of the size/type of plant you order. The plant will perform well provided you follow our care guidelines and cautions regarding light, watering, and temperature extremes.
We’re shipping live plants, and we further promise they will have imperfections brought to you by Mother Nature. These include (but certainly aren’t limited to) spotting on leaves, browning/yellowing of leaf margins, and even some asymmetry that humans may not be accustomed to. So, if you’re looking for a plant that is perfectly shaped and has no spots on its leaves, you should get a silk plant; if you want a nice, beautiful, imperfect, oxygen-producing live plant, you can get a great one from us.
Packaging, Shipping, Refunds, Returns, and General Happiness
Shipping outside the Tampa Bay area is done through FedEx. Our packaging techniques have passed FedEx’s “drop test”. If your plant is damaged in transit, please contact us at email@example.com immediately and keep all packaging materials. When you contact us, please –
- Provide Tracking Number / Order Number.
- Photo of FedEx label.
- 2-3 Photos showing the condition of the box.
- 1-2 Photos showing the condition of the plant
When necessary, we will file a claim with FedEx and issue the damage call tag to have the package and plant picked up.
All this shipping business is expensive – we realize that – and we’ve partnered with FedEx to get good rates. Most of the plants we ship are packaged in big boxes, with dimensions that exceed FedEx averages. We’re simply acknowledging that it’s a significant part of the overall sales price of our plants – we get it. But our bet is that the overall price, combined with the convenience of having a beautiful plant delivered to your doorstep, is less expensive and/or easier than it is to get it locally in many markets. Just sayin’.
Please note, however, that packaging and shipping live plants is some science and some art, and even during ideal conditions, we can’t guarantee that a leaf or two won’t be broken or lost in transit. If this happens, and the plant still meets your expectations, please place the plant properly and care for it properly and let the leaves grow back; if, however, you are dissatisfied with the condition of the plant, please contact us. We will figure out a way to remedy the damage, replace the plant, or offer a full or partial refund. Our goal is for you to be happy with your plant. If you are not happy, please contact us; if you are happy, please feel free to contact us too, and send us pictures of the happy you with your plant and we’ll happily post it on our site and social media. PS – if you send us pictures, you’re giving us permission to use them and your name on our site and other social media…and thanks!
After getting a plant from us, you are responsible for keeping it alive and we cannot be held responsible if you kill it, or cause it to become near dead or very ugly. Of course, you will be starting with a strong, healthy plant that’s been acclimated for use indoors, and we will be providing as much expertise as possible to keep your plant thriving and lasting for years to come, but we can’t be responsible for its demise if you do any of these things to it:
- Give it too much water.
- Give it too little or no water.
- Expose it to extreme temperatures.
- Place it in direct sunlight.
- Keep it in a low light area for too long.
Your plant will die one day. Our job it to help you make that day as far in to the future as possible. So, if you kill your plant, we will be happy to replace it with another at full price.